#baby’s first shitpost

[chuuminn]

[ttheowo]

the most devastating news has been unearthed this day, and it is with a heavy heart that i must now relay it into you, dear readers.

as we all know, in the hit book series scum villain’s self-saving system, the most beloved and appreciated character, the best one of them all with a heart of gold and a fully complete and intricate backstory, is gongyi xiao, head disciple of huan hua palace

what may disturb and displease you to know, my friends, is that, within the 19,042 fics posted on ao3 under the svsss tag, only 403 are tagged with this illustrious character’s name as being relevant and present within their story. a staggeringly few 2% of all svsss fics contain the best character from the story! and not only that—it gets far worse. in filtering the tags just slightly so as to eliminate any explicit or incomplete works, that number drops to 145 works—a mere 0.7%!

this is a travesty and a great loss to our community. as such, i urge us all to rectify this situation as swiftly and wholly as possible! let us all join together to right the wrongs done to our beloved son gongyi xiao! let us hold hands as we type relentlessly into google docs and notes apps alike to craft more works dedicated to everyone’s golden boy! let us cheer for our brethren who have already done their part and encourage them to continue on in posting more of their works of art dedicated to our gongyi xiao!

let us repair this grievous error!! by god, i beg of thee!!

[nidonemo]

This is the Mouse of Lust.

ALL HAIL THE LUST MOUSE

[cartoonscientist]

[kuroshika]

hey. *reaches for your face without warning and adjusts your glasses* where do you fall on the spectrum?

[d3rpydoods]

Stream rq w/ @helsensm and @junkanimate - anything for the homies 😭🫶

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Tsc really shows us why Neil josten is Nora’s favourite character (as he should be) (he should be everyone’s favourite character)

[chaoticallytiny]

A thought on tiefling horns:

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before (probably somewhere else on this site)

But imagine baby tiefs with whatever the fantasy equivalent of pool noodles is on their horns (maybe small pillows? Some rags/cloths?) so they don’t hurt themselves or others. Y’know, like goats??

Like this (pic not mine):

[belovedhades]

so i picked up and have been playing boltgun the last few days

[kar-krashew]

[ID: two rough sketches of phoenix wright and miles edgeworth. in the first, miles says “hello, wright.” with an irritated expression, while phoenix smiles at him. in the second, miles has bent over to stare at phoenix’s chest, smiling and blushing. he says “hi, love” while phoenix frowns. an arrow follows miles’s gaze, captioned “booba.” /end ID]

daily coming home routine after they get married

[grahamcrackerss]

Thinking about Will Grahams relationship with the ideals of family and how Will was so angry that he lost even the concept of a child with Margo, a woman he never really loved. He became so immediately intimate with the idea of being a father that it seemed like a cruel joke to have it torn from his hands by (to his understanding) Hannibal and his Web of intricate manipulation.

Yet, when faced with the concept of losing Molly, a woman Will DOES love and had spent time growing a proper life and family with, a woman who came with a child that accepts Will so easily and that Will is clearly already comfortable being paternal towards, there's the to-be-expected turmoil but also an eerily calm acceptance despite the fact that this also was an instance clearly influenced by Hannibal.

Why, when faced with losing a family he built on his own, is Will not seemingly nearly as angry as he was over a child that was barely even a concept?

I can't help thinking about how Will must have known that he wasn't going to hold this life for long- this facade of a family. That no matter what, he knew that even with Hannibal behind bars, he wouldn't be finished with him so easily.

I just think about how Will, after tucking their boy in at night (his son at this point) and kissing Molly goodnight after settling beside her, would stay wide awake staring at the roof. I think about how he would probably spend hours tracing his fingers over that so called smile on his lower stomach thinking about how he's got everything he ever wanted, and yet something within him still yearns for an older sting long since healed that he misses. Almost boiling under the surface of that scar. Something he thought he'd never think twice about ever again.

I think about Will's slow realisation over the time that Hannibal's locked away that maybe his dream of always having a family weren't as forefront as they used to be. And maybe, alongside knowing he'd never be fully free, there was also something tugging that told him he didn't really want to be. That his palette had changed and so had his appetite for normalcy.

It's like Will was almost relieved to have Hannibal, despite his compromised position, take a baseball bat to his white picket fence.

The fact that Hannibal gave him everything he ever wanted and it still wasn't enough - it's as if Hannibal had pulled back the curtains to what Will really craved despite being entirely unable to be there physically himself.

Do you think about how - when the world really did become maddeningly polite- the only person Will could think of was Hannibal.

[artie-party]

Alectopause is going to kill me…..

Anyway, here’s A Hideousness™ and her pre-teen fangirl that I sketched in English.

[undercoveralienx3]

Oh no this is not a funny😰

OH NO HES SAD.

[nyankoizumi]

He's making sure dice's sacrifice isn't in vain (or so he claims)

[bluevelvetea]

marriagetoxin x ao3

for the like three other mt fans on here ily

[prismaticpichu]

Ok but what if Angeal actually introduces seafood pasta to Seph in p2 and that’s how it canonically becomes his favorite food

I blame @altocat’s phenomenal AMT for this idea dhdhdhdh